Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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