didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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