He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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