Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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