OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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