Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Your cock deserves a montage
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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