I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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