butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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