: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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