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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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