: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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