so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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