So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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