problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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