Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I would ride that face into the sunset
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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