idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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