We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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