come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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