Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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