She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i think i scared a bird with my dick
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
sex in a hospital.. check
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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