Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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