Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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