Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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