My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
