i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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