You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
