its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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