The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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