Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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