have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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