be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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