I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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