me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
oh god was she eating orange peels again
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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