Dual....:-)
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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