you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
