Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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