Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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