i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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