I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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