HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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