I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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