It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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