so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
