He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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