think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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