i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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