How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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