Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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