u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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