it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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