what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize