normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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