His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
bring money and cleavage
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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